Red Rider….and NOT the BB Gun That Will Shoot Your Eye Out

Posted: May 13, 2010 in Daily Weirdness

Just got the word that I am going to be able to ride the Tour de Cure as a “Red Rider” which means I have Diabetes….or more accurately I used to have Type 2 diabetes until I started cycling my butt off and lost a whole gaggle of weight. I think I will bring a sharpie marker and scribble out the “I Ride With Diabetes…” to “I beat Diabetes Like a Rented Stepchild” when they give me my red jersey.  What do you guys think?

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  2. Joe S. says:

    How about “I beat diabetes like a red jersey’d stepchild”
    Wear it proudly my friend! You’ve earned the right.

  3. 100poundsago says:

    Some other suggestions for de-facing the red jersey are:

    “I beat Diabetes Like It Owed Me Money”

    “I beat Diabetes Like It Scuffed My Doc Martens”

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