You will of course remember that my first alternate ad for Xtracycle was “Because you just never know when you may run across a treasure you feel you can’t live without”
Here is the second one:
“Xtracycle…for when you find the next item your wife wont let you keep in the house”
100 Pounds Ago 
Come on… that would go great in the house… what is her problem… lol… Again.. I am sure your brother will be jealous!
Interesting. Both items have a globe/roundish top piece. I wonder what Freud would say?
Get your mind out of the gutter Chef!